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Join me and Health Goth Yoga in Joshua Tree, California
Joshua Tree April 22-26th 2025
This retreat is designed for people who wish to deepen their practice and relax, rejuvenate, and renew for a weekend, BUT also let loose and have some fun. Yes, yoga, meditation, hiking, stargazing and mingling all in weekend!?
Did I mention there’s a hot tub?!
YOGA TO GOTH, EMO + METAL MUSIC
SOUND HEALING SESSION
CACAO CEREMONY
MODERATE HIKES
LOTS OF FUN
Dive deep into your yoga practice with six 75-90 minute practices, sound healing and a Cacao Ceremony! Yoga Classes will be set to playlists with alternative, punk, goth and metal bands. Cultivate new friendships with like-minded nature-loving, yoga and fitness loving misfits and weirdos.
ALT YOGA. HIKING. STARGAZING. HOT TUB SOAKS. FRIENDSHIPS.
Interested? Questions?
Join us in an intimate experience in the magical oasis of Joshua Tree! Joshua Tree is known for incredible sunrises, beautiful hikes, gorgeous stargazing and it’s many energy vortexes. Restore and Energize. Joshua Tree provides the perfect backdrop for you to unplug from the responsibilities of day-to-day life and reconnect with Mother Earth.
Take your practice to the next level, or dive into yoga for the first time.
Get out of your comfort zone, relax, rejuvenate, and recharge mentally, spiritually, physically, and energetically.
Connect with a gorgeous community of like-minded people to celebrate all the magic life has to offer!
ACCOMMODATIONS AND PRICING
Property is in Joshua Tree, California
PRESALE PRICING:
(these prices will increase by $150 on November 1st)
$2,050 for single occupancy Master bedroom SOLD OUT
$1,850 (waitlist price) for single occupancy Private Room SOLD OUT
$1,600 per person Bunkbed (shared room)
$1,300 per person Pull Out Couch (common space) SOLD OUT
Coming with a partner or bestie and want to share a bed?
Book a room, add second person for $600 and split the cost!
As low as $1,325 each!
MONEY DEETZ
Deposit of $500 is required to secure your spot and is non-refundable.
Full Payment is due March 15th.
Discount will be subtracted from remaining balance.
FINE PRINT//MAJOR PRINT// READ:
Deposit is not refundable under ANY circumstances. EVER.
Please purchase travel insurance to protect your deposit.
PLEASE READ TERMS AND CONDITIONS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE.
PAYMENT METHODS:
DEPOSITS MUST BE MADE VIA THIS WEBPAGE PAGE
REMAINING PAYMENTS CAN BE SENT VIA VENMO
TO AVOID PROCESSING FEES (MUST send as a Friend):
VENMO: Crystal-Hines-1 (last four digits 2468) & Include your email!
What’s Included:
• 5 days, 4 nights Accommodations
• Transport to and from Palm Springs Airport (for those that signed up before Feb 1st)
•Entrance Fee to Joshua Tree National Park
• 6 Yoga Classes (all levels)
• 1 Cacao Ceremony
• 1 Sound Healing Session
• 1 Yoga Nidra
• Daily DIY Breakfast
•Daily Grab n Go Lunches
• 3 Family Style Dinners
• Snacks
• Swag bag
Not Included:
• Airfare
• One dinner in town
• Any alcoholic beverages/420
• Late Arrival Transportation (if you arrive/leave outside of parameters)
The Main House
QUEEN BED IN MASTER BEDROOM (SOLD OUT)
QUEEN BED IN MASTER BEDROOM (SOLD OUT)
QUEEN BED IN MASTER BEDROOM (SOLD OUT)
Located in the back of the house with a private entrance to the back yard. Comfortable queen bed and mid century desk. Leads out a shared ½ bath and chill den.
$2,050 for single occupancy
$1,325 for per person for double occupancy
QUEEN BED IN COZY ROOM (SOLD OUT)
QUEEN BED IN MASTER BEDROOM (SOLD OUT)
QUEEN BED IN MASTER BEDROOM (SOLD OUT)
Want some privacy? This fun space has a cozy queen bed, a large closet, and a shared bathroom.
ONE LEFT
$2,000 for single occupancy
$1,300 for per person for double occupancy
BUNKBED IN SHARED ROOM- 2 Beds Left!
BUNKBED IN SHARED ROOM- 2 Beds Left!
BUNKBED IN SHARED ROOM- 2 Beds Left!
Grab a bunkbed in this shared room with new friends. This room is located at the front of the main house and has two extra long twin bunk beds, and a large closet.
$1,600 per person
PULL OUT COUCH IN COMMON SPACE
BUNKBED IN SHARED ROOM- 2 Beds Left!
BUNKBED IN SHARED ROOM- 2 Beds Left!
This is located off the kitchen with a queen sleeper sofa. Record player and Nintendo. Great for someone who’s laidback and looking to save some money. shares a 1/2 bath with the master bedroom
$1,300 per person
Instructors
Retreat Host: Crystal
Retreat Host: Crystal
Retreat Host: Crystal
Crystal Rose is latina punk who has been practicing yoga and meditation for over 15 years. Like most, she came to yoga for the physical benefits, but continued for the emotional and mental benefits. Yoga allowed her to breath deeper, reduce anxiety and increase her focus, both on the mat and in life. She has a passion for Ayurvedic Self Care and all things Lunar.
Crystal is all about making yoga accessible to BIPOC and Alternative Folks who may be scared away from trying it because they don’t fit the stereotypical mold for a yoga practitioner. Her classes are intentional and powerful and always open to all-levels.
Co-host: Kaila
Retreat Host: Crystal
Retreat Host: Crystal
Kaila is a adventure loving yoga teacher who has been practicing since she was a teenager and teaching for the better part of the last decade. She believes in the magic of movement and breath and the invisible connection between all things. A lover of astrology, tarot, and all things woo-woo, she’s always up for discussing the occult or participating in a ritual.
Kaila’s classes can range from energetic and challenging to slow and introspective. Each class comes from a choose-your-own-adventure approach, wherein Kaila acts as the guide, giving cues and variations, but ultimately the authority on how to move through the postures lies with each student, after all, they are the ones who know best how things feel for them. Her goal is for each student to leave her classes feeling a little more empowered in themselves.